Using a Nerf gun as a training analog for combat is like playing Hungry Hungry Hippos to research the ecology of the Serengeti. Now, if the police were being helpful, instead of arresting the terrorist hopeful, they would probably ask why on Earth anyone thought that a Nerf gun was going to teach anybody anything useful about fighting a war. Maybe you can ask a child cousin, or a friend to buy them for you, but do not buy anything like this from Online because if you are suspected, your credit and buying history will be searched and they will ask you why you bought toy guns." "You should buy Toy guns (Nerf guns), or Pellet guns or Paintball guns for Target practice.
#SECRET AGENTS HANDBOOK MANUAL#
Or really, just checking Wikihow for a clue, period.īut pointless blossoms into the spectacularly silly when the manual starts advocating strawman purchases of Nerf guns:
#SECRET AGENTS HANDBOOK HOW TO#
Desperately searching Wikihow for clues on how to be a stone-cold mujahid. Learning Krav Maga by watching YouTube videos. The middle section of the book is all the action-hero, blockbuster advice that any red-blooded teenage jihobbyist can't live without. Related: Meet the Saudi Sheikh Who Joined, Then Quit, the Islamic State about the Jihad with the least amount of searches required is the Social media. "The safest way to get a basic overview on Jihad is to watch the News channels (such as Al Jazeerah)." And the Internet: "The best places to find the most info.
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#SECRET AGENTS HANDBOOK MOVIE#
Judging from the book, global conquest mostly involves doing stuff that somebody saw in a movie that one time.Ĭlearly any smart terrorist-in-training isn't sticking to children's mystery fiction and adventure movies alone. Having established the ideological and narrative underpinnings of jihad, the manual takes on the full spectrum of things the would-be jihadi/action hero out for justice needs to do if he's going to get going and conquer Europe for Islam. This narrative pervades the theological and ideological discussion that justifies jihad. Vengeance is had, explosions ensue, and another summer blockbuster is born. One day the heroic figure snaps, and metes out death and destruction to all the evildoers. The plot is a familiar one: a strong silent type tries to live a peaceful life until reckless hoodlums (or the Man or whatever) push, insult, or attack him one too many times. This premise is a jihadi gloss on what almost amounts to an entire subgenre of film, the "A Man Pushed Too Far" vigilante justice type. So, the reasoning goes, the only way to prevent the West from accusing Muslims of being evil terrorists and killing everyone is to be evil terrorists and kill everyone. forced us into becoming radicalised, and that will be the cause of their defeat and be the cause for the conquest of Rome." "The leaders of disbelief repeatedly lie in the media and say that we Muslims are all terrorists, while we denied it and wanted to be peaceful citizens. These 70 pages of creative capitalization and questionable punctuation lead off with a philosophical pitch to justify jihad:
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